Johnny Was in Class When His Teacher Asked…

During class, Johnny’s teacher posed a question: “Johnny, if there are five birds on a tree and you shoot one, how many are left?”

“None, miss. The rest will fly away!” Johnny responded.

“The actual answer is four, but I like your perspective,” said the teacher.

After a brief pause, Johnny raised his hand.

“Yes?” the teacher prompted.

“Miss, there are three women eating ice pops. One is s*cking it, one is l*cking it, and one is biting it. Which one is married?”

The teacher blushed, started to sweat, and hesitantly answered, “The one who’s l*cking it?”

Johnny grinned. “No, miss. The one wearing the wedding ring. But I like your perspective.”

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