On their wedding night, the newly married couple settled into their bridal suite. The husband, fixated on the starry night outside the window, seemed distracted.

His wife, patiently waiting in bed, finally asked sexily with a hint of allure, “Aren’t you coming to bed darling?”

“In your dreams!” he replied. “My mom said tonight would be the most wonderful night of my life, and I’m not going to miss it for anything!”

BONUS**

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.