An elderly couple finally cracked the code on sending text messages with their cell phones—now their thumbs are getting more exercise than their grandkids’!

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

The wife went out for coffee with a friend one afternoon.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears

I love you.”

The husband replied to her text with a quick comeback:

“I’m on the toilet
Please advise.”