Funny story…

WIFE: Honey, let’s play a game.

HUSBAND: Sure, what’s the game?

WIFE: If I say a country, you run to the left and touch the wall. If I say a bird, you run to the right and touch the wall. But if you go the wrong way, you’ll owe me your entire salary this month.

HUSBAND: Alright! And if you mess up, I get your salary too, right?

WIFE: (smiling) Yes, sweetheart!

HUSBAND: Okay. (stands up, ready to run)

WIFE: Are you ready?

HUSBAND: Yep, ready!

WIFE: TURKEY.

It’s been 4 HOURS…
The husband is still standing there, confused, unsure if she meant the country or the bird.

Moral of the story: After God, fear your wife!

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